thereal1990s:

Girl, Interrupted (1999)

If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you

Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it

Good luck figuring out which one

- unknown (via kushandwizdom)

tallbread:

"suck my dick" 

"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"

(Source: australianprostitute)

p4stel-red:

guys can sag their pants down to their knees but god forbid you see my bra strap

(Source: bipolarqueer)

foodchewer:

i think my parents need to move out

scientifrick:

this just in facebook hiring carrots in an attempt to infiltrate us
nosilladerlla:

insanityuntamed:

one more state I can’t enter


Damn it.